old boiler

hey dc loftys here at the moment an we wondered when we could pick that boiler up mate

skippy calender

team spanner 2008



january , febuary , march
april , may , june
july , august,september
october , november , december

what do you think skippy how many should i print off

one for the ladys

sharon lofty nearly had another refusal i think he had a wide eyed stare an a large gulp or so he says but iam happy for lofty hes found a lovely cute lad too keep him happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just in Case you Forget who You Are!

Can't see Abbot in there?? Said Stevie Wonder to Ray Charles!!!! But Hey says Blunkett where,s the RD???? Snoozing, Apparently Seen it All Before!!!

CONGRATULATIONS ! SOTON BRANCH

On the newly anounced soton branch support vehicle,for june.Should look great with a fridge and roof rack!!

Whats happening with Lofties PC?

Hello Chappetes andChaps,

On a note of comprehension, I am having a spot of bother understanding some of the entries in this 'ere Blog.
Please can Bloggers refrain from using regional expressions in type, dialect induced spelling and introduce some vowels every so often.
Telephone text is not permitted, ya lazy gits.



Moving on.......

Ministerial Note to Weymouth Branch.
Is it my imagination or has despite us being promised by the Senior member' for Weymouth Lord Lymer , The Minister for Land Engineering, Lofty still not got a cyber presence in this Blog?
It appears one of the 'Diary Secretary's is writing his entry and informing the rest of us the Minister's activities.
Please can the Weymouth Branch HQ expidite The Minister for Land Engineering's absence in cyber space ASAP.
Or get him to post his own entries.

Chrimbo is coming, hope all are well, just ordered a replacement camera, Woopee doooo.

Take care all.

Lord Lymer, I assume the ladies are in fine fettle and you are looking after them royally?


Mark

Bid Up H n S !!!!

It seems that your Baby (DVD) has got away from ya H n S!!! Not only has it been stolen it is now on Ebay !!! See item # 300180640014 n bid up or forever lose your work...............and please look at my other items LOL

the dvds

if ne 1 wants dvd try ebay item number 300180640014 or email lofty on www.how tall am i .co.rugay

Honey I,m Home X X X

Hi All....Great surprise today! Driver #2 flagged in Safe n sound with Ms. Chuckles, The Lovely Lisa...Was really nice to catch up and they both send Felicitations to all Team Members and associates (Not Abbot!, Your alright Secret Squirrel ish, Good book was it? LOL ) Anyway the real reason they took the time to pay a visit to the Numero Uuuknooooo Driver, that Incidentally has a smile to Die For, was to pick up a copy of the DVD!!! So I had to explain to that "Honest Guv'nor I was Robbed" And if they really wanted a copy of the much lauded Le Mans 2007 DVD (Very RARE species, not many have viewed!!) they would have to Go West!! Soooo If a bright yellow banana, aquaplaning on slicks, doing 140 mph at 8000 Revvvvzzzzpm should go past you...Ya know where it's headed..be afraid J n Lofto, be very afraid!!!!

Question ??

Would the team manager or team director please advise us if team calendars are going to be avaible for 2008??

Oih Guv'nor I Bean Robbed!

Jase has just left the Sowfampton branch with a full tummy an a smile on his face...Moi aussie...Was just locking up and thought I'd better check the Crown Jewels...new face n all LOL...Lo n Behold!!**! The bloody DVD's r missing!!!! Possibly last seen in a white diesel van wiv loadsa smoke! An a bloke drivin with somethin up his jumper! Sooooo if any team member would like a copy of Health n Safety's 2007 Le Mans debaucherie ( There is some French in that word) please send your home address to
Skip@noquestionsaskedthefence.co.wmuf
cos he knows Jase and Skip gets Free Post!!! and mealz on wheels!!! And he aint in the video!
PS Who is Secret Squirrel???
To be revealed..........................

Little Bitta News from Lisa.....

Hi Ya All.....DC ere...Again....Got a mail from Lisa and thought I'd post some to keep ya all in the Picture....Lisa says....Anyway good news as Jamie is coming home at the end of this week,earlier than expected which is great.I have heard off him every day and he has been good,if a little frustrated and fed up.
He has had some internet access so I have pointed him in the direction of the website tonight to see the great picture of him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I laughed out loud.Better than the one of my butt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Definately time to cut out the cakes!!!!!
I still seem to not be able to join so may need to speak to Julian at some point.Please could we ask for one of the DVD's from Health and Safety.
Maybe you can have a look into that Julian.....Will get the DVD's out soonest...Bit like the calender though....Skip aint in it!!!

Caption Competition...Win the 2007 DVD

Come On You EYERAKKEEEEZZZ !!!!

Cheers Health n Safety....I got mine!

Thanks for the DVD Health and Safety....It is absolutely Brilliant...But I seem to have the quota for the whole Team!! Do you want me to post em on for ya whilst you are sunning and funning it up in Florida? All team members that want a copy please e-mail your home addy to Skip, cos I am down there soon and he can post for free! Gotta go, need to watch it again!

BARN CAM......

DUE to curcumstances that were dissapointingly out of my control(been working stupid hours in leatherhead this week)ive been unable to get the "barn cam" up and running.just as soon as i can triangulate the satelites,regular pics will be avalible for viewing. WATCH THIS SPACE!

ICKLE REMINDER....

just wanna give every one a littlr reminder that we @TEAM LDV:Camping and Logists,are on the lookout for some form of gas boiler for next years shower experiance!With any luck,if all goes well,we should have a proper flushing loo too.Should anyone come across anything half pespectable pls contact Weymouth branch

HAPPY DAYS......

Id like to kick things off by saying a huge thankyou to all those that helped me get where i am today.Skip+Jase for constantly nagging each other as to whos responsability it was to get me sorted(it did kinda work).Julian,many thanks for all the tecnical stuff,even if most of it did go straight over my head!Of coarse not forgetting Sharon,for who if it where not for her kind generosity i would still be making excuses as to why i dont have a computer!

I feel i should apologise to every one who was eagerly awaiting for my apperance last night,im sorry but being a complete computer virgin,registration and signing in to "our site" did some what try my patiance,had to register over the phone in the end.skip showed me how to sign in a little earlier(cheers m8) so my cherry is now offically popped,world domination here i come!

just a few more things to bring up...Team LDV will be cracking on with the conversion in the very near future(barn cam should be up and running soon).missing everyone who isnt "yocal" BIG LOVE to you all,see ya all soon............

LOFTY GOES GLOBAL!!!

just checking everything works a ok.opening speech to follow!(brace yourselfs)

BREAKING NEWS !!

THE (BIG MAN) IS ON LINE! HE CAN READ IT FOR THOSE THAT WANT TO WISH HIM WELL.
The problem being trying to explain to him how he replys back.Perhaps are technical officer(julian)could send him instruction e-mail?

NEWS FLASH !!!!

THEY ARE SAYING THE GREAT SWITCH ON IS TONIGHT!
The big guy(Lofty) has been waiting since june for this moment! So come on Ju! Release him so he can contact us all.(thats if he s plugged it in)