Question ??

Would the team manager or team director please advise us if team calendars are going to be avaible for 2008??

Oih Guv'nor I Bean Robbed!

Jase has just left the Sowfampton branch with a full tummy an a smile on his face...Moi aussie...Was just locking up and thought I'd better check the Crown Jewels...new face n all LOL...Lo n Behold!!**! The bloody DVD's r missing!!!! Possibly last seen in a white diesel van wiv loadsa smoke! An a bloke drivin with somethin up his jumper! Sooooo if any team member would like a copy of Health n Safety's 2007 Le Mans debaucherie ( There is some French in that word) please send your home address to
Skip@noquestionsaskedthefence.co.wmuf
cos he knows Jase and Skip gets Free Post!!! and mealz on wheels!!! And he aint in the video!
PS Who is Secret Squirrel???
To be revealed..........................

Little Bitta News from Lisa.....

Hi Ya All.....DC ere...Again....Got a mail from Lisa and thought I'd post some to keep ya all in the Picture....Lisa says....Anyway good news as Jamie is coming home at the end of this week,earlier than expected which is great.I have heard off him every day and he has been good,if a little frustrated and fed up.
He has had some internet access so I have pointed him in the direction of the website tonight to see the great picture of him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I laughed out loud.Better than the one of my butt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Definately time to cut out the cakes!!!!!
I still seem to not be able to join so may need to speak to Julian at some point.Please could we ask for one of the DVD's from Health and Safety.
Maybe you can have a look into that Julian.....Will get the DVD's out soonest...Bit like the calender though....Skip aint in it!!!

Caption Competition...Win the 2007 DVD

Come On You EYERAKKEEEEZZZ !!!!

Cheers Health n Safety....I got mine!

Thanks for the DVD Health and Safety....It is absolutely Brilliant...But I seem to have the quota for the whole Team!! Do you want me to post em on for ya whilst you are sunning and funning it up in Florida? All team members that want a copy please e-mail your home addy to Skip, cos I am down there soon and he can post for free! Gotta go, need to watch it again!

BARN CAM......

DUE to curcumstances that were dissapointingly out of my control(been working stupid hours in leatherhead this week)ive been unable to get the "barn cam" up and running.just as soon as i can triangulate the satelites,regular pics will be avalible for viewing. WATCH THIS SPACE!

ICKLE REMINDER....

just wanna give every one a littlr reminder that we @TEAM LDV:Camping and Logists,are on the lookout for some form of gas boiler for next years shower experiance!With any luck,if all goes well,we should have a proper flushing loo too.Should anyone come across anything half pespectable pls contact Weymouth branch

HAPPY DAYS......

Id like to kick things off by saying a huge thankyou to all those that helped me get where i am today.Skip+Jase for constantly nagging each other as to whos responsability it was to get me sorted(it did kinda work).Julian,many thanks for all the tecnical stuff,even if most of it did go straight over my head!Of coarse not forgetting Sharon,for who if it where not for her kind generosity i would still be making excuses as to why i dont have a computer!

I feel i should apologise to every one who was eagerly awaiting for my apperance last night,im sorry but being a complete computer virgin,registration and signing in to "our site" did some what try my patiance,had to register over the phone in the end.skip showed me how to sign in a little earlier(cheers m8) so my cherry is now offically popped,world domination here i come!

just a few more things to bring up...Team LDV will be cracking on with the conversion in the very near future(barn cam should be up and running soon).missing everyone who isnt "yocal" BIG LOVE to you all,see ya all soon............

LOFTY GOES GLOBAL!!!

just checking everything works a ok.opening speech to follow!(brace yourselfs)

BREAKING NEWS !!

THE (BIG MAN) IS ON LINE! HE CAN READ IT FOR THOSE THAT WANT TO WISH HIM WELL.
The problem being trying to explain to him how he replys back.Perhaps are technical officer(julian)could send him instruction e-mail?

NEWS FLASH !!!!

THEY ARE SAYING THE GREAT SWITCH ON IS TONIGHT!
The big guy(Lofty) has been waiting since june for this moment! So come on Ju! Release him so he can contact us all.(thats if he s plugged it in)

Production Issues!!!

All,

It is with deep regret that I'm afraid to inform you that DVD batch allocation 104354327 which was assigned to Team Spanner has been experiencing some quality issues with the production, this in turn has delayed production by approximately 2 weeks...as I am also off to Florida on Saturday to shoot "Safety First - First Blood" which will be a relatively low budget $50million dollar movie I reckon...lets hope the directors like the 1st edition.

Distribution will continue w/c 3rd December.

Sorry for any inconvenience that this may cause.


The Management
"Safety First"

Have a look! (Its started)

E - BAY NO.300174677495

DVD 2008

Question?
Saftey! is there a production issue with the release of the DVD? its been over a week since i e-mailed you my order?

loftys computer

Well its taken long enought!!!
I belive if skipy is good as his word that lofty is now or today had his computer sorted (by skipy) and can now join in on the site.Be good to here from you!

Spanner Catalogue Preview

Just a snippet of the New Range for Next Years Houx! As requested by The Paddling Pool Safety Officer...AKA Skip. A complete range is underway
( in China!) Place your orders now for Mugs
(Bet we don,t sell many H & S ones!) Hats, T-shirts, Cups n Saucers, Plates, Dishes, Serving Bowls, Tea Pots, Fridge Magnets, Snow Globes, Mountain Bikes, Flag Poles, Free Tickets, Champagne, Older Women! and Sweet Motors....All emblazoned with your own Special Logo... Order NOW to Avoid Major Dissapointment...............X

And for a Free T shirt: Answer the simple question...Who is NS?

Standard Model..............

Lip-Less version!

Relaxed Model

For a Rainy day!

Told Ya bout the H n S ones.......DC XXX

Le Mans UNCUT - The DVD

Ok, so it's taken me a while to get the DVD ready, but I do have a real job outside of my duties as 'Safety Officer'.

The DVD is being pressed at Paramount as we speak and should be available for general release this weekend.

In light of my commitments to other Hollywood blockbusters that I'm currently working on this DVD is entirely UNCUT...it brought back some good memories and ones that I must have forgotten!

Not sure of the best way to distribute this, Virgin records cannot stock it until the new year , so in the meantime it's probably best if you email me your addresses and I will stick copies in the post.

Send me an email with your address details to houstonp@gmail.com

Little Bitta Info from Lisa....via DC

Hi All...Just to let ya know I have been in touch with Lisa and both Lisa and daughter Lauren have been laid up with the nasty virus thats going around but she has passed on the booking info to Jaimie....J is working on the dates with the powers that be and returns from Iraq on the 10th of December...Might be nice to post him some stuff around that date..Anyway I am sure after HomeComing presents are given and received, he will be in touch. Will keep ya posted.
Skip...At the risk of a barrage of nonsense!!! Have the ticket girls been sent their stuff yet? I am still working on the Team Spanner promo gear and the catalogue should be ready soon. I am adding a Team Spanner dickshionary and have put Jase and your goodself down for the Limited Editions!!

Well its taken long enought!!!

I belive if Jase is good as his word that lofty is now or today had his computer sorted (by jase) and can now join in on the site.Be good to here from you!

dictionary

has ne one got a dictionary or spell checker dc can borrow or maybe sumthing that can help daves writing when he shit faced then again at dc age the eye site does tend too dwindle some what