Is'nt something to do with the tides down there shaz? Thought I read somewhere that as a Special Port (National Trust n All) You get Two Hairy Lipsticks a day LLMMAAOO X X X
sorry lost concentration for a bit... is this the thread where RD went to sleep at just after 7? !Yesterday!...f**k is there a race on? Don't wanna miss the start LOL
F**k J just realised all this banter bout the nige guy(AKA lofto's girl) is actually the name af the RD's best mate!!! he used to go to Le Mans (Before your time)but is now content with being the Director in Chief from afar....aint bin back since Lofto winked at him!!
Yep ur right there J, got me some new dementures, can eat apples and got a smile to die for!!! Reckon Shaz was a bit squiffy n all..Think she goes on the Pumpkin Vodka after twelve!
Hello to all...finished for xmas now,thank god!now i can finally defend myself against this terrible slur campain that has been started in my absense.I am not,never have been nor never will be gay!The good lady is most deffinetly all women! FOR those of you that are trying to plan my wedding for me please save yourselves the trouble,there wont be one,the good lady will be jet setting around the world as of may 2008.I couldnt possibly be at her side as you cant camp in french fields in june without a fire officer being present!
Well Said Lofto..Glad your here to sort your defence..I would sack your brief though!! that jase just aint worth the money..And he is moonlighting as one of Santa's little helpers!!!
For Hand that Judiscious as soft as your Face...Use Mild Cream Fairy Liquid XXX .... Nuff said...Need a New Boiler!
He'll Have Piles and Piles........of dishes, if he uses Hairy Lipsqid LOL
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Is'nt something to do with the tides down there shaz? Thought I read somewhere that as a Special Port (National Trust n All) You get Two Hairy Lipsticks a day LLMMAAOO X X X
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ReplyDeleteneed two lipsticks as you're always wearing it....hence how its hairy x
ReplyDeletewashing up i bet loftys a taker not a reciver
ReplyDeleteok i ment hes a taker not a giver
ReplyDeleteHey RD...Could you ask JC for a dictionary/calender with a picture next to every word for 200B and send the first pallet to
ReplyDeleteWeymuff !! LOL...M8
wot you on about shaz?? Moi X
ReplyDeletesorry lost concentration for a bit... is this the thread where RD went to sleep at just after 7? !Yesterday!...f**k is there a race on? Don't wanna miss the start LOL
ReplyDeleteF**k J just realised all this banter bout the nige guy(AKA lofto's girl) is actually the name af the RD's best mate!!! he used to go to Le Mans (Before your time)but is now content with being the Director in Chief from afar....aint bin back since Lofto winked at him!!
ReplyDeleteis that the same nigel i met at silverstone wow that dementure is realy kicking in dc!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletehey dc check the time on sharons post 20 past twelve she must of been shitfaced on vodka by then m8
ReplyDeleteYep ur right there J, got me some new dementures, can eat apples and got a smile to die for!!!
ReplyDeleteReckon Shaz was a bit squiffy n all..Think she goes on the Pumpkin Vodka after twelve!
Me thinks you all think far tooo much LOL xx
ReplyDeleteMe thinks you all think far tooo much LOL xx
ReplyDeleteHello to all...finished for xmas now,thank god!now i can finally defend myself against this terrible slur campain that has been started in my absense.I am not,never have been nor never will be gay!The good lady is most deffinetly all women! FOR those of you that are trying to plan my wedding for me please save yourselves the trouble,there wont be one,the good lady will be jet setting around the world as of may 2008.I couldnt possibly be at her side as you cant camp in french fields in june without a fire officer being present!
ReplyDeleteWell Said Lofto..Glad your here to sort your defence..I would sack your brief though!! that jase just aint worth the money..And he is moonlighting as one of Santa's little helpers!!!
ReplyDeleteSo i see dc.Sack him?i never employed him,well not intensionaly!hes more of a secretary than a brief!
ReplyDeleteDunno what happend there!
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